I was up late just'a surfing the web.
It was two o' clock, I should have been in bed.
When up on my screen pops a real cool site.
The items are hot and the prices are right!

They call it Herb Smoke, that's HerbSmoke.com,
Herb Smoke, that's HerbSmoke.com,
Herb Smoke, HerbSmoke.com,
Herb Smoke, that's HerbSmoke.com,
HerbSmoke.com is what I'm talking about.
HerbSmoke.com makes you jump and shout.

So I clicked on the link and I ordered a bowl.
Got it in the mail in just a day or so.
Loaded up my pipe and took a toke.
It filled my head with a cloud of smoke.
The smoke was good, the taste was kind,
And the thought that it's legal just really blows my mind!

Herb Smoke, that's HerbSmoke.com,
Herb Smoke, that's HerbSmoke.com,
Herb Smoke, HerbSmoke.com,
Herb Smoke, that's HerbSmoke.com.
HerbSmoke.com makes you feel alright.
HerbSmoke.com, it's dynamite! (KABOOM)

So take it from me the leader of the band,
Move to the right and put the mouse in your hand.
Order up a pack, a sample or two.
Get it in the mail and find your groooooove.

Smoking other bud will make you fail your test,
Lose your job and ends you up in a mess.

So get your:

HerbSmoke.com, that's what I'm talking about.
HerbSmoke.com, it makes you jump and shout.
HerbSmoke.com, it makes you feel alright.
HerbSmoke.com, it's dyn-o-mite, dyn-o-mite,
Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea - (KABOOM CRASH)
 

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